most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt
me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad
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bootycheck
That’s some fierce booty.
booty game HELLA STRONG
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All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat
Nvm she called back
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What the FUCK is this I’m dying
me outside the club
me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
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i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger
I thought the same thing about quicksand
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im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
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